I want to be somewhere else,
picking the best lemon from a basket.
I want it to be nearing evening,
but with the promise of more days to come.
I want to plunge myself into water
so I’m made up of citrus and salt.
I want to hold my breath as I pass the bins,
cos the heat has been making them rot.
I want grit under my nails
I want tiny shampoo.
I want to be charged more for being a Brit.
I want four showers a day
a permanent slick on my skin.
I want to peel.
Lemon peel
all over the table.
God this is shit.
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That’s rather funny.