Snape couldn’t stop thinking about the virus
It was just so blood-curdlling and scary
But he could never forget the iris
That morning, Snape was shocked by the adenovirus
He found himself feeling rather stationary
Snape couldn’t stop thinking about the virus
Later, Snape was spooked by a hantavirus
He thought the situation had become rather contrary
But he could never forget the iris
Lilly tried to distract him with a retrovirus
Said his mind had become too contemporary
Snape couldn’t stop thinking about the virus
Snape took action like a gyrus
The virus was becoming too fiduciary
But he could never forget the iris
Snape nosedived like a spine-tingling phthirus
His mind became dangerously wary
Snape couldn’t stop thinking about the virus
But he could never forget the iris